I've had it.
My Facebook news feed had become a collection of random shit I could not care less about. The 5% of news that I am interested in is not worth the constant infusing of worthless garbage into my brain. Stuff that is important to me will find its way to me in real life.
As of tomorrow, I will be deactivating my Facebook account for a period of two weeks. The Facebook icon on my bookmark bar will be deleted, as will be all Facebook history items in my browser.
After two weeks, I'll re-evaluate what all of this means.